The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness. – Nikos Kazantzakis


A small selection of my favorite quotes #1

*Quote theme: witty, hilarious, funny, sarcastic.*

An evil genius is like a guy who builds an amazing car then drives it into a lake. Amazing in theory, moronic in execution. – Anonymous

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. – Saki

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’  – Isaac Asimov

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. – Hanlon’s razor

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.  – Peter da Silva

My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry ’til a more convenient season.  – Mary Todd Lincoln

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move. – Douglas Adams

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. – Anonymous

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days. –  Sign

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN. – Anonymous

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he’ll eat for weeks! – Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. – Saying

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. – Emo Phillips

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. – Thomas Paine

Hope this was slightly entertaining at least!

 – Beyond Apathy


Internet culture…humor me.


So you’ve all seen this video…but…really AUTO-TUNE EVERYTHING, IT’S AWESOME.

Obama’s BBQ.
Dost thou knoweth this meme?

so i herd u liek mudkipz

There’s an awesome website that has all of these memes.  It’s pretty good.

…ROFL.  Ok, sorry.
Sorry, you’ll need to follow this link.  It’s worth it though…only if you do a barrel roll.



 – Beyond Apathy