The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness. – Nikos Kazantzakis

A small selection of my favorite quotes #1

*Quote theme: witty, hilarious, funny, sarcastic.*

An evil genius is like a guy who builds an amazing car then drives it into a lake. Amazing in theory, moronic in execution. – Anonymous

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. – Saki

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’  – Isaac Asimov

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. – Hanlon’s razor

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.  – Peter da Silva

My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry ’til a more convenient season.  – Mary Todd Lincoln

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move. – Douglas Adams

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. – Anonymous

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days. –  Sign

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN. – Anonymous

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he’ll eat for weeks! – Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. – Saying

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. – Emo Phillips

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. – Thomas Paine

Hope this was slightly entertaining at least!

 – Beyond Apathy


One response

  1. greenenigma

    HI! I wanted to check this again cos I haven’t for a long time x)

    I LOVE YOU AND YOUR QUOTES! *goes all fangirl on you*

    LOLOL sorry in a weird mood.


    December 6, 2010 at 4:52 PM

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